Yucky Hiatus

That's what this dry spell has been

I've been away for weeks. WEEKS! And it's been horrible.

See the reason I've been away is that I've been feeling yucky because I, for the longest time, couldn't figure out how much fiber to take in order to maintain a clean and healthy bussy. I tried veggies, I tried fiber bars, and I tried supplements (well, only one, but still), yet I couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong. Sometimes bowel movements would happen with great success and require minimal cleanup, but then the next day things would go back to being wonky.

Part of the problem is that I'm a very impatient boi. Super impatient. So I rushed my experiments, and did a terrible job isolating variables over time. Another problem is that I misunderstood the way I needed fiber to work. While it's true that fiber is good for intestinal health in general, that's not what the supplements were meant to do. It wasn't until about a week ago that, reading through FAQs I discovered that the soluble fiber in them was supposed to "trap" food you ate in order to move it through your body in cleaner chunks. So, while the instructions read "take 2-3 in the morning and at night," what they really mean is "take 2-3 with breakfast and dinner, and maybe with lunch, too."

Now that I've figured this out, things seem to be working at a more regular, and cleaner, pace, which is very encouraging. HOWEVER, I'm not rushing things this time and I'm giving myself a lot of time to make sure that this is producing consistent results. If it does, then I'll be able to get out of this Yucky Hiatus and finally -FINALLY- get some good dick!

Except that's not all...

In the pursuit of understanding the mysteries of fiber (and also because of the lows from feeling yucky), I've failed to keep up with weight loss (it was also kind of on purpose, to try and accustom my metabolism to higher food intake to kick my plateau - it's a whole thing) which has made me soft in all the wrong places, and has doubled the yucky feeling. Regardless, if this fiber situation holds under this baseline, I'll be able to throw in exercising to the mix (regular exercise can help regulate your bowel movements). If fiber situation continues to hold after the re-introduction of workout routines, then all this yuckiness will fade away and I'll be free to feel sexy and post content again!

Speaking of content...

Get in the car, boys and gurls, we're going back to Tumblr!

Recently, they reversed some of their rule changes regarding adult content, allowing users to post content with full nudity and sexual themes. Which means that meat's back on the menu, boys! Now, there's still some limitations. Mainly, sexual acts and porn are still not allowed. But everything else -suggestive stuff, like what I post- is fair game, since it can be interpreted as art.

I gotta admit, it's kinda funny that they timed this rule change to coincide with a certain billionaire manchild acquiring (and trashing) Twitter. Clearly, someone saw an opportunity and pulled the trigger on it - good on them. I'm hoping that, as the social media landscape continues to change, Tumblr will continue loosening the rules to allow more kinds of adult content.

If they don't, I'll just have to open a free fansly/onlyfans for spicier content, I suppose!

In other news, I've been PrEPped for a month!

That's it, that's all I've got to say about that. Because I sure as heck haven't been having sex (cue the violins). Mostly because of the yucky business, but also because of work stress. But it's kind of a good work stress. Like, I've been handed too many projects at once, which sucks and is very stressy, but on the flip side it's job security and leverage for negotiating for perks (higher pay, the ability to work from home, etc). And most of this work will be done soonish, so it's a tight squeeze, but thankfully a short one.

Anyways, I'm still super excited that I'm 100% fully PrEPped, because from now on I'll have enormous peace of mind when having sex (and goshdarnit I can finally be a cumslut!!!! YAAAASSSSSSS).

I'm thinking about taking a Gaycation

With all the stress from work, with all the stress from yuckiness, I really just want to get away from it all and take a nice, relaxing vacation. But I want it to be gay. Like, now that I'm officially gay (AND PREPPED!!! YAAAAASSS!!!) I want to have a gaycation -the first of many.

What I want is to go far away from here. Far away from family. Far away from work. Go someplace where I can sleep in. Stay in if I feel like it. Look out the window, wearing little, and enjoy the view. No pressure to have to be anywhere at any time, or have to be answering messages for anything other than leisure. Someplace where I can go out with guys, have them over, with 0 pressure or worries. Somewhere close to a quiet lake, or beach, so I can go for a swim. I miss swimming. Or, since winter is coming, a place up in the mountains with a hot tub, so I can relax and watch the snow fall.

Yeah, that's what I need...