Happy Pride Month!
I was initially going to call this post "Little Quickie," because I want to try and keep it short, and I was going to quip that this was what my girlfriends used to call me, so let's pretend I did that. But also, sadly, they didn't use to call me that - I'm below-average (mercy!) but not below-average enough (curses!). I really need to find a way to shrink my penis that doesn't involve lung cancer (smoking) or aging. If I could pay a surgeon, I don't know, $8k, $10k, $20k..? I'd shred my credit score in a heartbeat; especially if he could also make it thinner. I recently discovered that some folks get surgery to become "nullo," and some also get surgery to become hermaphrodites (salmacian? This is still new to me), so maybe one of them can help me get the micropenis of my dreams... (At time of writing, there's a procedure! Reduction corporoplasty has been used primarily for health/sexual wellness reasons, but there's at least one cas...